For the person in the house who is always cold
A Hundred Watts Across Your Back. Not Ten.
The heated robe that plugs into the wall, because that is the only way to make heat you can actually feel. A battery pack gives you about ten watts. This gives you a hundred.
Ten Watts Against A Hundred
A USB battery pack puts out about ten watts. That is roughly what your phone charger gives you, and it has to heat a piece of fabric the size of a bed sheet. It cannot. There is not enough there to feel.
So the people making those wraps do the only thing left. They squeeze all ten watts into one narrow strip, because a small area getting hot is at least something you can notice. That is the burning patch on your back and the cold everywhere else.
A wall socket gives you a hundred watts. Ten times the budget, same fabric. That is the entire difference, and no amount of marketing closes it.
Against What You Have Already Tried
One row here goes against us, and it is the honest one. If you want the whole room warm, buy a space heater. If you want to be warm while the room stays cold, this is the cheaper way to do it.
| This Robe | A Battery Wrap | A Space Heater | An Extra Blanket | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Heat You Can Feel Across Your Back | ||||
| Warms You, Not The Whole Room | ||||
| Under Ten Cents A Night To Run | ||||
| Nothing To Recharge | ||||
| Covers You From Shoulders To Ankles | ||||
| Keeps Your Feet Warm Too | ||||
| Heats The Whole Room | ||||
| Covered Through The Whole Winter |
Where The Heat Goes, Shown Honestly
The heating element runs across the back and core. Not the sleeves. Not the hem.
That is deliberate, and it is worth understanding before you buy. Warm your middle and your hands and feet follow. The rest of the robe is thick flannel over sherpa. Its job is to hold that warmth against you, not to make its own.
We would rather show you this than let you find it out.
Not Thirty Days. The Whole Winter.
Wear it every cold night this winter. If it ever stops heating properly, any time before the thirty first of March, we send you a new one. You keep the first.
We offer that because we have read the reviews on the cheap ones. They do not fail in the first month. They fail in the third, which is after the shop has stopped taking returns.
Questions People Ask
Why does it plug in?
Why does it plug in?
Because that is the only way to get a hundred watts. A battery gives you about ten, and ten watts spread across a robe is not something you can feel. Every cordless version on the market is fighting that number and losing.
What does it cost to run?
What does it cost to run?
About nine cents a night, running five hours. A space heater doing the same job costs about a dollar thirty. Across a winter that is about ten dollars of electricity against about a hundred and fifty seven.
Will it cover me?
Will it cover me?
One size, generous, ankle length on most people, with a foot pocket at the bottom and wide sleeves you can pull your hands back into. If it does not fit you, send it back.
What if it stops working?
What if it stops working?
Tell us any time before the thirty first of March and we send you a new one. You keep the first.